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Ethnic jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!! Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama. Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist! Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike. Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer. Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer. Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia! One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. "God," he said, "What is heaven like?" God replied, "Well, normally I don't tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!" The man looked pleased. "What is hell like?" he asked. "Well," he said with a sigh, "the French will be the mechanics; the Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers." Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik! |
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