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Ethnic jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck. Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese. Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap. Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter. Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air! Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving. Why is Russia a very fast country? Because the people are always Russian! What language do they speak in Cuba? Cubic! How do we know that Joan of Arc was French? She was maid in France! What do you call a man with a kilt over his head? Scott! |
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