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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail? This is the end of me! What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers! What do elephants sing at christmas? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants... Who do elephants get their christmas presents from? Elephanta Claus! How do you hire an elephant? Stand it on four bricks! My elephants got no trunk? How does it smell? Terrible! How do you stop an angry elephant from charging? Take away it's credit cards! What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed? Out of the way! Why do the elephants have short tails? Because they can't remember long stories! Why is an elephant braver than a hen? Because the elephant isn't chicken! |
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