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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 What do you find in an elephants graveyard? Elephantoms! What is stronger an elephant or a snail? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk! What do you do with old cannon balls? Give them to elephants to use as marbles! What do elephants do in the evenings? Watch elevision! Who lost a herd of elephants? Big bo peep! What is an elephants favourite film? Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment? You look elephantastic! What did the elephant say to the famous detective? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock! Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain? To stop getting wet! What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old? Six weeks old! |
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