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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs! What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you! What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette! What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night? Russell! What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater? Warren! What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater? Terrified! How to elephants talk to each other? By 'elephone! What do you give an elephant with big feet? Plenty of room! Why do elephants have trunks? Because they've no pockets to put things in! What animals were last to leave the ark? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks! |
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