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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 What do you call an elephant that can't do sums? Dumbo! Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.." Why do elephants do well in school? Because they have a lot of grey matter! Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one!" Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!" Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!" Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!" What is the easy way to get a wild elephant? Get a tame one and annoy it! What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants? On television! |
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