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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill? "Pack your trunk and clear out!" How do you get an elephant into a matchbox? Take all the matches out first! What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert? You get very lumpy ice cream! Why are elephants wiser than chickens? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?! Why do elephants eat raw food? Because they don't know how to cook! Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines! Why did the elephant eat the candle? For light refreshment! When should you feed milk to a baby elephant? When it's a baby elephant! How do you know that peanuts are fattening? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant? |
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