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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 Why are elephants grey? So you can tell them from flamingos! What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 3,000 miles! What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry? A gooseberry is green! What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep? Trunkquilizers! A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot!" What kind of elephants live in Antartica? Cold ones! Why do elephants have trunks? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases! How do you fit five elephants into a car? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment! How does an elephant get out of a small car? The same way that he got in! Why did the elephant cross the road? Because the chicken was having a day off! |
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