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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 What's grey but turns red? An embarrassed elephant! What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill? A get wellephant! What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants? The tusk fairy! What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant! What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain! What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil? One rarely bites and the other barely writes! How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse? Try picking them up! What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant! What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days? One is a weak one and the other one week! What's the difference between an elephant and a banana? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant? |
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