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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant disguised as a banana! What's big and grey and protects you from the rain? An umbrellaphant! What's big, grey and flies straight up? An elecopter! What weighs 4 tons and is bright red? An elephant holding its breath! What's blue and has big ears? An elephant at the North Pole! What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds? An elephant with hiccups! What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift! What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts!el What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant's shadow! What's grey and lights up? An electric elephant! |
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