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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins. Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose? Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district. Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim. Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish. Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack! Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends! Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM! It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly. The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?" The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up." An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant -- first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephant's neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, "Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!" |
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