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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Raining elephants! How do you raise a baby elephant? With a fork lift truck! Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time! Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way. How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf... How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow. What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti. Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot. What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep. Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark. |
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