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Elephant jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn! Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box! Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up! Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice! What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour? A jet propelled elephant! What's big and grey and wears a mask? The elephantom of the opera! What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet? An elephant with an umbrella! What's grey and never needs ironing? A drip dry elephant! What's grey and goes round and round? An elephant in a washing machine! What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland? The Loch Ness Elephant! |
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