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Easter jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail! Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae! What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones! What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics. A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper! Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs! What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head! What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey! What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny. |
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