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E-mail jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail! I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations! Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret. What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely. What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious. What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes. What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system. When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read. I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox. I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails! |
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