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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What do you call a black Eskimo dog? A dusky husky! What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories? A shaggy dogs tale! Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth. Why do dogs run in circles? Because its hard to run in squares! How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark! How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red. How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers. How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted. How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key. How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket. |
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