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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr! What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table? He gets splinters in his mouth! What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller? A computer with a lot of bites! What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead! What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep? A sheep that can round itself up! What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones? Hush puppies! What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road! What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow? Slush puppies! What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come! How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon? Melon-collie! |
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