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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 How do you stop a dog smelling? Put a peg on it's nose! When does a dog go "moo"? When it is learning a new language! What kind of dog chases anything red? A bull dog! What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals? A guard dog! What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater? A plain clothes police dog! What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly? The collie wobbles! Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat? Cats can't drive! What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road? A mutt in a rut! When is a black dog not a black dog? When it's a greyhound! What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole? A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree! |
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