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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs! What do dogs have that no other animal has? Puppy dogs! What do you call an alcoholic dog? A whino! What is a dog's favourite sport? Formula 1 drooling! What is a dog's favourite food? Anything that is on your plate! What dog wears contact lenses? A cock-eyed spaniel! What is a dogs favourite flower? Anything in your garden! What's a dog favourite hobby? Collecting fleas! How many seasons are there in a dogs life? Just one, the moulting season! Why is it called a "litter" of puppies? Because they mess up the whole house! |
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