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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show! What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde? A jet setter! Why did the dog wear white sneakers? Because his boots were at the menders! What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft! Where do Eskimos train their dogs? In the mush room! What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants! When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house? When the door is open! What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A dog that chases cars - and catches them! What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it? A sausage dog! What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal? That hit the spots! |
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