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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone!" What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk? A Great Dane out! What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog? Chump chops! What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear? A petticoat! What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower! Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? He was trying to make both ends meet! What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy? "I must throw that doggie out the window!"! Why do dogs wag their tails? "Because no one else will do it for them!" What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? His bark was much worse than it's bite! Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? Because you can't bury them in trees! |
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