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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs. What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher! Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish! Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up. What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper! Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children. Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me. Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog. Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog. What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball |
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