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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 When does a dog go "moo"? When it is learning a new language! What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper. What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do! What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear? A petticoat! How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth. When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!" How can if you have a stupid dog? It chases parked cars! What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants! What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor! What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle! |
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