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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating. How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog. What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs! Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market! Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me! What do you call an alcoholic dog? A whino! How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket. How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside. Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming. Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw! |
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