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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What dog wears contact lenses? A cock-eyed spaniel! What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard! What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound! What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane! When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something! What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands! How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food! What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler! What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table! If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone. |
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