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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs! What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky! Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking! What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard! What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer! What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie! What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund! How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied! What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver! What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain! |
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