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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off. Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter. Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open. Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show! Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it. Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound. Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF! Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror. Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside. Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them |
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