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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR. What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant. Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween! Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it! I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs! Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales! Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!" Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do! How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle! Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies! |
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