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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal? That hit the spots! What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian! Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws. How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes! What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top! What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball! Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her! What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf! What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one! A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV? |
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