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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them. Which dog can tell time? A watchdog. Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating. Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog. Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise. Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog. Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can. Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind. Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding. Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast. |
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