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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup. What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store. What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out. What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you. What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog. What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour. What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy. What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs. When is a dog most impolite? When he points. When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth. |
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