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Dog jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself. What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir. What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs. What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls. What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser. What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn. What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog. What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up. What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail. What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon. |
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