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Doctor and nurse jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers! Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then! Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there! Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name! Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there! Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please! Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor! |
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