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Doctor and nurse jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories! Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow! Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in? Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth... Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that? Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then! Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell! Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about! |
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