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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job. Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: "How Come?" Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on. Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex. Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming." Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats. Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M. Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. |
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