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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother. Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass. Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel. Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick! Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it? Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo! Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself. |
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