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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down. Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks. Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there." Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms. Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes. Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes. Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too. Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down. Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all. |
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