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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Q: Why did the blonde make love in the microwave? A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes. Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren. Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector. Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice. Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later. Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish." Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart! Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left. |
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