|
| Stand-Up Comedy Secrets | Play Free Online Games | Contact |
|
|
|
Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all. Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?"! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you." Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment. Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." What do hookers do on their night off: type? A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself." Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill |
||||||||||||||||||
