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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken. Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose. Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here. Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel. Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them. Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch. Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip. I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave? You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. |
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