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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig. Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big. Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard. Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones. Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy. Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy. |
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