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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius. Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in. Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them. Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going. Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids! Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you. Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday. Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind. Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount. |
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