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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch. Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck. Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man. Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last. |
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