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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked. Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks! Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste. Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door. Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! |
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