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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with. Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row. Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come. Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down. Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more. |
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