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Dirty jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago." Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming. What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute. What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home." Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do. Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car. |
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