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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?

A: Try Sara's Tops

Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex?

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

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