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Dead and dying jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede. What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes. What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat. What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete. What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset. What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles. Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea. First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet. Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job. Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat. |
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