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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."

What is a frog's favorite dance?

The Lindy Hop.

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep!

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Q. What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why?

Was he a better dancer?

Don't know, I never met him.

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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