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Dance jokes Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing! How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots. An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast". Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char! Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet! What do baby swans dance to? Cygnet-ure-tunes! What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults. Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp! These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said 'If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, 'Would I? Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner" |
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